Recessionary Growth Paramutual Fund

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Recessionary Growth Paramutual Fund RGPF is designed for investors who seek maximum return consistent with elevated cardiovascular rates.

Description

The Recessionary Growth Paramutual Fund (RGPF) is a center-loaded all-capitalized moderate-risk mutual fund specializing in high-growth companies in recessionary economies.

Management

The Recessionary Growth Paramutual Fund (RGPF) is managed by Deep Pockets Investment Management, Incorporated (the "Fund Manager"). The Fund Manager provides general economic, investing, and fashion advice. For these services, the Fund Manager receives from the Fund a monthly fee payable yearly, ranging from sixty-three twenty-sevenths of one percent of the Fund's average daily net assets not in excess of $1 trillion, to twenty-four thirty-thirds of one percent of the net worth of each investor's second cousin.

Purchase of Shares

Shares of The Recessionary Growth Paramutual Fund (RGPF) are offered by Under-The-Counter-listed brokers, bookies, and Avon ladies.

Redemption of Shares

Shares of The Recessionary Growth Paramutual Fund (RGPF) may be redeemed at the net asset value determined by the Fund Manager, after a request in writing in green ink on crinkly mauve paper.

Expenses

                                         Percentage of net assets
     Management fees ........................   .45%
     12bK2j.3 fees ..........................   .21%
     Lawyers' fees ..........................   .62%
     Vacations for management ...............   .12%
     Bail for management ....................   .23%
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     TOTAL FUND OPERATING EXPENSES ..........  1.63%