[Hautomotive Electronics]

Hautomotive Electronics is the world's four hundred twenty-third supplier of high-tech electronics for the automotive industry. Discriminating automotive designers incorporate our products into their designs of sports and luxury cars for enthusiasts who consider the wattage of the stereo system as important as the viscosity of the oil.

This year we are announcing five new products to our extensive line of products for automotive designers:

[Dash Bash 3000] Dash Bash 3000
In-dash party-simulator for solitary commuters. Emits the sounds of a wild bash. Other commuters will want to join the party.

[Blaster-Vator] Blaster-Vator
Sprays the neighborhood with 110 decibel Rap music while the driver listens to soothing elevator music.

[Whoopie Bag] Whoopie Bag
Makes the air-bag emit a whoopie-cushion sound when inflated. So funny, it will make drivers want to steer straight at the nearest tree.

[Holo-Buddy] Holo-Buddy
Holographically projects the image of a passenger so the driver can travel in the commuter lane.

[Holo-Wood option]Holo-Wood option
With the "Holo-wood" option the Holo-Buddy can look like one of seventeen famous movie stars. Watch other cars get out of your way when Dirty Harry rides shotgun.

If you're reading this Web Page in your car, hit the brakes, pull over, and gives us a call on your Hautomotive cellular phone at 1-800-555-7272.

At Hautomotive we like to say:

Without electrons, a car is just sculpture.