"No Bones About It:Director's Cut"
A Kyle's Quest Level from Robert Denner
FAQ + Walkthrough

I wrote this because I've always wanted to write a FAQ, but all of the good
games were done, so I decided to do one of mine.  Hehe, seriously...
I thought a walkthrough would be nice, for those people who don't want to
miss one single weapon, item, or secret.  If you don't want the game spoiled,
don't read any further.

The following sections are as follows:

I.   Walkthrough
II.  Secrets

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I. Walkthrough
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1. Your Quest Begins.

You enter the port town of Jaronnia in search of your companion, Kenny.  He
was supposed to meet you at the inn, but you can't find him in there.  A man
in the inn tells you that Kenny went in search of the the pirates that have
been torturing the town, and he asked that you follow him.

2. The Pirates' Cave.

The Pirates' Cave is over the river to the West of Jaronnia.  The only way to
get to it is to go North and then East around the mountains.  When you go in
the cave you will find a note from Kenny explaining that all the pirates are
trasporting their treasure to the castle and Kenny is following them.  The
Pirate King is in there.  When you defeat him, you will get the Legendary
Wings.  Leave the cave and you will see a bridge has been built so that you
can go back to Jaronnia without having to walk all the way back around the
mountains.  Go tell the man in the Tavern your story and he will give you a
ring.

3. The Mountain Town of Terrania.

Terrania is directly North of Jaronnia.  There is nothing you can do in here
right now.  If you talk to the people you will learn of the crazy man who
lives in the cave to the North.  One man also exclaims he is on vacation and
does not want to be bothered.

4. The Crazy Man in the Cave.

When you enter the cave, you will find a man standing in there alone.  When
you talk to him he talks in riddles.  He says things such as "Beware the
cacti, they can do some mean things to your mind" and "the sun is toasty out
here."  Forget him right now, you can't do anything with him.

5. The Tourist Capital of the World.

You can find the town of Hydrianna by heading North-West.  The town is split
by a river.  When you talk to the bridgekeeper, he explains that he cannot
put the bridge down without the mayor's permission.  But the major is on
vacation.  It seems that man in Terrania is the mayor of this town.  Well,
it's time to head to Terrania and talk to him.  The mayor will give you a
note to show the bridgekeeper and now you can cross to the other side.  Buy
the best weapon and armor from here before going to the Pirates' Cave.

6. The Colonist's Town.

The town of Colonnia is North-West of Hydrianna.  When the pirates took over
the Castle of Aaronnia, the survivers moved East and built a town in the
woods.  Buy the best weapon and armor from this town before taking on the
Castle. 

7. The Castle of Aaronnia.

When you enter the castle, you are attacked by the Pirate King, who is mad
about the last battle.  Finish him off and he will blast a hole in the wall
destroying most of the chests in the treasure room.  From him, you will find
the Tooth of Gaia and you will be able to scrounge up some money from the
chests.  There is an exit from the cave to the South.

8. A Town in Fear and the Mana Cave.

Travel south from the castle across the bridge, and then head North-East.
You will come up to a cave next to a town.  The town of Mana is a town that
sells pets, but unfortunately, a species of monster has emerged that eats
the animals up in one gulp.  If you can get past the monsters in the cave,
there is a special item, the Life Force, waiting for you.

9. The Oasis Town.

To the South-West, you will find a desert and in the center is the town of
Oasis.  In the town, you meet a woman who tells you that the way out of the
land is via a cave to the South-East.  You also meet Jenny, a young girl
who talks in riddles; going on about her "special place."  Buy the best
weapon and armor from here before going to the Cave.

10. The Sealed Cave.

To the South-East you will find the Sealed Cave.  But it's not much of a
challenge.  Pass through the mountain path and head West to find the final town.

11. The Final Town.

Right before you step into the final town, you will be challenged once more
by the Pirate King.  Finish him off and step into the town to end the game.

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II. Secrets
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Remember the crazy man in the cave?  He talks about cacti and the sun being
hot.  He is obviously talking about the desert.  The numbers at the end of
his message "8675309" are a reference to the song "Jenny" by Tommy Tutone.
Jenny is the loony girl in the desert town that talks about her "special
place."  She says says to walk two steps down from the left corner and walk
left.  Do this is the cave with the crazy man and you will pass through the
wall and into an alter room.  It will blast a hole in the mountain leading
to a new desert and a castle.  Go into the Castle and you will meet a man
named "Kain" who will give you the "BFG-9000", the strongest weapon in the game.

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FAQ Created by Robert Denner
http://home.nycap.rr.com/paladin/